Veggie Tales: Pirates that don't do anything

And Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.Joining Larry are Pa Grape, and Mister Lunt, who together, make up theinfamous gang of scallywags, "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"...We are the pirates who dont do anythingWe just stay at home and lie aroundAnd if you ask us to do anythingWell just tell you we dont do anythingWell, Ive never been to GreenlandAnd I've never been to DenverAnd Ive never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. PaulAnd Ive never been to MoscowAnd Ive never been to TampaAnd Ive never been to Boston in the fallWe're the pirates who dont do anythingWe just stay at home and lie aroundAnd if you ask us to do anythingWe'll just tell you we dont do anythingAnd Ive never hoist the mainstayAnd Ive never swabbed the poop deckAnd Ive never veer to starboardCause I never sail at allAnd Ive never walked the gangplankAnd Ive never owned a parrotAnd Ive never been to Boston in the fallCause were the pirates who dont do anythingWe just stay at home and lie aroundAnd if you ask us to do anythingWell just tell you we dont do anythingWell i've never plucked a roosterAnd I'm not too good at ping pongAnd Ive never thrown my mashed potatoesUp against the wallAnd Ive never kissed a chipmunkAnd Ive never gotten head liceAnd Ive never been to Boston in the fallHuh? What are you talking about?What does a Rooster or mashed potatoshave to do with being a pirate?Hey! That's right!We're supposed to sing about piraty thingsAnd who's ever kissed a chipmunk?that's just nonsense!Why even bring it up?Am i right?What do you think?I think you look like Cap'n Crunch...Huh? No i don't!Do too.Do Not.You're making me hungry...That's it, you're walking the plank!Says who?Says the Cap'n!oh yeah?Aye, Aye... Cap'n Crunch... heheheARRRGH!Yikes!And Ive never licked a spark plugAnd Ive never sniffed a stinkbugAnd Ive never painted daisesOn a big red rubber ballAnd Ive never bathed in yogurtAnd I dont look good in leggingsYou just don't get it...And Weve never been to Boston in the fall!Pass the chipsWhose got the Remote ControlHere it Is,Time for HeraldoIt's Definately time for Wok NecOh, I don't like this showHey look, I found a quarter.