Tai Mai Shu: Chinese Freestyle

it is on?

microphone testing one, two three
in the place to be

was up ev'rybody my name is tai mai shu
and i'm going to rapping for you today just a little free style

but first and foremost i like to thank Wo-De Style Beyond Compare
for getting my belt back
and helping me promotion my shoes

and in return
i will teach them how to make one million dollar

wow, and when you hear it you like wow, i don't believe
sosimple, no skill involved at all, i could have thought of that myself
then you say WHAT? WHAT THE HELL? i don't believe
check it out though

(Music Starts)

I was crusing down the street in my Impala

They ask me who they do call, it's just my baby mama
i don't give a f*ck about the ho
i socked that chick in the jaw
got some pliers and pulled the nails off that ho

cause i'm too sick
gimme the heeby-geebies
breakin' in all the houses
stealing all the TV's
kick your daddy in the pee-pee
ya as you can see-see
i'm runnin round the corner and laughin' hee-hee
hee-hee

put your momma in a headlock
oh, a full-nelson
then i let your neighbour watch
chinese dude named wilson
then i rape his momma cause im too sexy
AH-ISHA-SHAKA-DON-DOOO-SHIP

get back in my impala (pala)
sick ass 82
saw my friend jung
his first name is El-Foo

A lot of people don't like me but I don't give a f*ck
cause i stole your TV and say eat my bunga


I wish today was Sunday so i could get a cheeseburger for
39 CENT! at mcdonalds, baby!
and I wish it was Wednesday, so i can get a hamburger for
29 CENT! at mcdonalds, baby!

(Music Stops)
Movie Actor 1: We'll fight alone, just like we used to do in those days
Movie Actor 2: All right, fight just like we used to do
(Music Starts)

I was talking to these girls
They say they want their ticket
I look in the eyeball
and say you f***ing oppose it

then she look at me and she say f*ck you
i say no swearing i have to go to school

im a happy chinese boy
i have a lot to talk about
try to attack me i say get the hell out of (???)

i like old school
you like it new school
my girlfriend like my name
here comes tai mai shu

i like to take a look
i like to eat Jil-Ook
what the hell jamaicans say book, book, book

i take my school serious, and no it's not for fun
i like to eat chow-fun and won ton

chinese student go to school early in the morning
and i like to play kick-ball inside the schoolyard
chinese student do homework, and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls, they say you smell like moth ball!

Movie Actor 1: Wow! You do fight well!
Tai Mai Shu: Yeah, whatever dude. Just get me f***ing out of here

I wish today was Sunday so i could get a cheeseburger for
39 CENT! at mcdonalds, baby!
and I wish it was Wednesday, so i can get a hamburger for
29 CENT! at mcdonalds, baby!

all my real live chinese people
throw your hand up!
throw your hand up!
throw your hand up!

all my real live chinese people
throw your hand up!
throw your hand up!
throw your hand up!

hong-kong people
throw your hand up!
throw those hand up!
throw your hand up!

chinese people...
japanese people...
every people...

THROW YOUR HAND UP!!!

WE WILDER!

I AM A WARRIOR!

WE BLASTED ON DEM!

I GO FOUR-FOUR SO YOU KIDS DONT GOING!

I AM REAL HARD!

PEACE OUTSIDE!

DAMN YOU!

you know what im say?