Insane Clown Posse: Welcome To Thy Show

Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
It's the mystical magical great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking get rid of it
It ain't like you ever coming back you fuckin idiot
The Carnival emerges only when you about to die
and right now motherfucker you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round
and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for you neck with my ninja blowgun
because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two
before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival's 50,000 Juggalos
freaks and weirdos and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull for the Carnival

Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
because BITCH BOW YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
because you DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shaggs
sit back and enjoy relax your nipples and nut bags
It's only Juggalos here you know what we about
swingin hatchets Faygo and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus we except the role
We been sayin that it's comin for like 10 years or so
and everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seein Juggalos dancin in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high
I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never coming back their Carnival has been found
and all we can do is dream about it smoking 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin devil's exhibit
the shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it

Ugh bitch
The Juggalos said

When it's your time death is near
step right up on over here
Games prizes shows and rides
it's that carnival paradise

And fuck the fuck outta you if you don't like it

When it's your time death is near
step right up on over here
Games prizes shows and rides
it's that carnival paradise